What are lucky pants and do they really work?

Posted by Patrick Woolmer on Mon 1st October 2007 at 02:44 AM, Filed in General Dating

Every single bloke (well almost) has a lucky pair of pants. They are often so riddled with stains and holes that it’s not uncommon for them to be hanging together by just a few threads…!

Blokes swear by their lucky pants and often can’t pull without them, they almost just go to pieces at the thought of being without them.

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So what is it about lucky pants that men swear by?

As a bloke who’s been through at least 3 pairs of lucky pants over the years I can now reveal the truth… they are like a security blanket that make us feel safe and in control of the situation… without them we are naked, literally!

Yeah, it’s all in the mind BUT so is converting a pull.

Ladies, you can tell just how much action he’s seen in his life y the state of his pants. The more holes the more action!

So, do they work – Hell Yeah!!!!

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