The benefits of dating a female bodybuilder!

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Sun 28th January 2007 at 09:25 AM, Filed in General Dating

She may be able to beat you within an inch of your life with one punch or even have a bigger bulge down there than you (if she’s taken enough steroids!), but there are some real benefits to dating a female bodybuilder.

1 - When you can’t open a stubborn jar in the kitchen – hand it over to her for instant release!

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2 – Getting a ‘hand shandy’ you can guarantee that it will be a good grip! None of this limp wristed rubbish.

3 – If you get in a fight in a pub, just throw her into the middle of the ruck and sit back, light a cigar and enjoy seeing her kick some ass!

4 – You get loads of time to play on the Xbox as she’s always pumping down the gym, brilliant.

5 – With all that testosterone pumping round her body she’s gonna be horny as a dog most of the time, your sex life will move to a new level.

Got a taste for it have you… well go here!

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READER COMMENTS:

How could anyone find that girl attractive?

Posted by sheila c  on Sun 28th January 2007 at 09:36 PM | #

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