Successful chat up lines for complete losers!
Posted by Bob Bulmer on Wed 18th July 2007 at 04:05 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
“Hi, I’m a virgin, so you don’t have to worry about catching anything.”
“I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.”
Make an abrupt turn in front of them, making the sound of tires screeching… saying, “Sorry, I forgot to put my blinkers on”.
“Your parents must be retarded because you are special”.
“I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you”.
“You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that”.
“You might as well sleep with me, I’ll tell my friends you did anyway”.
“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas”.
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